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A letter in a recent forum was commenting on the Goddess's way of clunking folks over the head to get their attention. " I keep asking her to e-mail me...," the writer said. Naturally my twisted mind took that and came up with: Spam From the Goddess
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FROM: The Goddess <goddess@thiscontinuum.org> TO: My Children of Earth SUBJECT: Make Friends, Attain Great Health and Prosperity, Open Yourself Spiritually!
Tired of fire and brimstone? Looking for a kinder, gentler deity? Want to get in touch with nature? Sing, Feast, make Music and Love, BE ENFOLDED IN THE RAPTURE OF THE INFINITE! ALL ACTS OF LOVE AND PLEASURE ARE MY RITUALS AND I DON'T ASK FOR SACRIFICES! Call me at 1-800-GODDESS (Free, 24 hour, 2 minute recorded message) Don't forget to ask for my free brochures: Worshiping
Me 101 SEMINARS HELD MONTHLY AT THE FULL MOON NO SPECIAL SKILLS OR EXPERIENCE REQUIRED. We will give you all the training and personal support you will need to ensure your success! THIS IS NOT A GET-OFF-THE-WHEEL-QUICK SCHEME! This LEGITIMATE HOME-BASED OPPORTUNITY can put you back in Control of your Time, Your Finances, and Your Life! UNLIMITED LIFETIME OPPORTUNITIES - Just ask for the Reincarnation Plan! You too can dance naked neath the moonlight! --The Goddess a.k.a. The Queen of the Wise |
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